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Barbie Doll Anatomy: While the film goes to great lengths to preserve the illusion of topless mermaids, in several scenes Syrena's upper chest is visible, and the actress is wearing a skin suit (making the Godiva Hair potentially more sexual than just showing her body.).

The Baby Trap: Angelica attempts this when Jack dumped her on the island.

The rest of Blackbeard's crew though are smart enough to still duck when it gets pointed in their direction, especially when Jack fires a shot in the air-and it turns out that was one of the loaded guns.

Artistic License Gun Safety: After the first pistol in Blackbeard's version of Russian roulette was an unloaded one, Jack thinks it's all a bluff and picks up another pistol and starts swinging it around.

Ian McShane was 69 when the movie was released, much older than the real Blackbeard was (about 40 years old) at the time of his death in 1718 - but the film takes place in 1750, making Blackbeard's age roughly the same as McShane's.īarbossa: Such crimes do include, but are not limited to, piracy, treason, murder, torture of the most heinous sort, including the brutal theft of one used, twisted, hairy right leg. While they seem to prefer to seduce sailors and lure them to their doom slowly, they have no trouble simply capsizing an entire English warship.

Affably Evil: Angelica shows signs of friendliness towards Jack.

The rest of the time, he keeps his fat ass in his chair, and when Jack escapes and bullets start flying, his advisors deem it faster to just lift the chair and carry him away.

Adipose Rex: King George II is only seen to walk once.

Which gives said missionary the distraction he needs to help Syrena.

Actually Pretty Funny: When Philip insists that Syrena needs air, Jack states that he supports the missionary position, and one of Blackbeard's zombified officers laughs at the quip.

Pirates tides of fortune haunted cemetery